The Burgess Shale
20 most recent entries

Date:2009-07-13 11:27
Subject:Into the woods
Security:Public
Mood: excited
Music:The Future Soon by Jonathan Coulton

Off to Pinewoods we go! Back Saturday.

2 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-12 22:18
Subject:Virtuality
Security:Public
Mood: impressed
Music:Dreamland by Madeleine Peyroux

A quick break from all-Italy-all-the-time to plug Virtuality, the Fox summer pilot from Ron Moore (the Battlestar Galactica guy). I watched the two-hour pilot this weekend, and was shocked to find myself watching a really excellent hard SF series that owes a debt to the ideas of Arthur C. Clarke and the crew dynamics of the first third of Alien. It might legitimately be called slow or dense, but I'd rather say "thought-provoking" and "unhurried." I frankly expected the sort of "Holodeck-done-gone-wrong!" fluff I got so sick of on Star Trek; instead, the virtual reality aspects offer thoughtful, fascinating social extrapolation (there are at least two really solid social SF ideas in the pilot), and when things do go wrong, they go wrong in ways that a) emerge naturally from the idea of immersive VR and b) set up some very interesting mysteries.

The show is set on a deep-space ship, the Phaeton, as it approaches the "go or no-go" slingshot point at Neptune. Either they turn back there, or they turn on the Orion drive (yes, it's as cool as you'd hope) and strike off on a ten-year mission to Epsilon Eridani. The mission seems to be funded by Fox TV, and for their investment they've turned the mission into a reality TV series, a la Big Brother, called Edge of Never. This adds another layer of social commentary and interpersonal tension, and raises the question of how truthful mission control is being. (Is Earth really beset by environmental crises behind them, or are the producers telling them that to boost drama?) The ten-year mission gives a compelling reason to keep using the VR environment, even when it proves to be glitchy — without that escape, they're apt to go stir-crazy and turn on each other.

The cast is almost too perfectly diverse, but I'm not going to complain. It's handled well — in particular, the first time we see the gay couple, they're squabbling in the kitchen, and I thought, "Oh, great — they're giving us feisty queens in space." Then the couple complains to the reality TV producer that he keeps portraying them as feisty queens in space to boost ratings. Ha!

The series is most likely doomed, which makes me sad. They set up a bunch of really juicy mysteries and conflicts that I'd love to see unfold, and they probably never will. That said, I'm told the final decision is yet to be made, and will be influenced by the number of people who watch the pilot. So:

Watch it free on Hulu. 87 minutes.

3 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-12 16:20
Subject:The Vatican Museums
Security:Public
Mood: impressed
Music:Paradise By the Dashboard Light by Meat Loaf

DSCN8886.jpg

Tuesday, June 30 - Rome

It turns out there are things other than the Laocoön in the Vatican Museums. Since they were unexpectedly closed on Monday (thank you, Saints Peter and Paul), [info]adfamiliares and I were forced to take a whirlwind tour — only three hours, which counts as "whirlwind" for the Vatican Museums — on Tuesday morning, before we caught our train to Florence. It's strange to be surrounded on every side by priceless things you've been seeing all your life in books, things that launched whole artistic movements — I felt privileged, and a little overwhelmed. The crowds were like a river in most parts of the museums, but we danced pretty deftly through them, and saw everything we'd hoped to see (if not as thoroughly as we might've liked).

Masterpieces within! )

All my Vatican photos are up in my Vatican Museum Flickr set. As I upload more sets, they'll show up in my Italy 2009 collection.

3 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-12 14:57
Subject:The Laocoön
Security:Public
Mood: enthralled
Music:How To Say Goodbye by The Magnetic Fields

Laocoön.jpg

Tuesday, June 30 - Rome

I got teary-eyed when I saw the Laocoön. Couldn't move. It's one of the most beautiful things ever created by humans, in my book — muscular and graceful, solid and dynamic, perfectly geometrically balanced. It somehow manages to be bitterly tragic and breathtaking at the same time, poised right on the cusp between human pain and aesthetics. And it utterly refutes the idea that art and the fantastic can't coexist, since it's really just a standard scene from a monster movie (Attack of the Killer Sea Serpents!). This was a bit of a pilgrimage for me — I'd wanted to see it for years and years — and as tour groups came and went like surf in front of me I stood in the Laocoön's alcove in the sunny Cortile Ottagono, smiling and crying.

If you don't know the story: The fellow with the beard is Laocoön, the priest who warned Troy about the Trojan horse ("Beware of Greeks bearing gifts"). Even though Troy ignored the warning, Athena (or perhaps Apollo, or Poseidon) sent sea snakes to kill him and his sons as punishment. The sculpture was dug up in 1506 near Nero's Domus Aurea (which we'd tromped all over the day previous), and it quickly became the very first acquisition of the Vatican Museums. For a long time, Laocoön's right arm was missing; it was displayed with a 16th-century replacement, heroically outstretched and holding a loop of the serpent at bay. Then, in 1906, his (possibly) real arm was found in a marble yard: bent backwards, submissive, still straining but hopeless.

More worshipful photos under here. )

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-07-10 20:51
Subject:The food post
Security:Public
Mood: hungry
Music:Rhapsody in Blue by Leonard Bernstein and the Columbia Symphony Orchestra

DSCN8573.jpg
Mozzarella tasting plate for two at Ōbikā.

It is possible, it turns out, to find mediocre Italian food in Italy, but even without trying very hard you're mostly going to eat food that will still make you salivate a week after you get home. Only by walking a zillion miles a day did we avoid gaining twenty pounds. Here, in no particular order, are our top dining experiences in Italy:

Snipped for photos! )

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-07-09 20:41
Subject:Light, and lightness
Security:Public
Mood: pensive
Music:(Antichrist Television Blues) by The Arcade Fire

I'm returning to normal after the whirlwind grandeur of Italy: a rag soaked in glory, then wrung out. But the imprint lingers — I feel more spacious, somehow, as though my chest is filled with all the vaulted spaces of all the cathedrals we were so small in. I'm bigger on the inside. Fragments of gold leaf and mosaic glint in the corners of my closed eyes. I think being in a foreign country, where I had to strain to capture meaning, where I could never just bumble along complacently but had to be always alert, made me more permeable to the avalanche of images and sensations we experienced. I feel tattooed, in layers, like a palimpsest.

I haven't yet slept a night at home without waking up convinced that I was sleeping in some historical site — my bedroom having become the Medici Chapel or the Vatican Museum, and me an interloper. Where's the bathroom? Are we allowed to be here? What can I touch? Usually only I have these waking delusions, but [info]adfamiliares has shared them at least once, which makes me wonder if it's a common experience. Do we both see the same unreal room? Could we stay there together, if we didn't wake up?

I came home with over 1700 photos. Posting them, and writing up my Italian experiences, will be the work of a summer, so expect them in dribs and drabs over the next couple of months.

2 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-08 18:47
Subject:Dry cappuccino
Security:Public
Mood: enthralled
Music:In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins

Sunday, June 28 - Rome

Sunday afternoon, we visited the Crypt of the Capuchins in Santa Maria della Concezione. A stern-faced woman guards it, demanding donatives and wrapping any bare shoulders she sees in plastic, but if you make it past her disapproving scowl you enter a narrow corridor that runs alongside six fenced-in chapels. Five are floored with moist black soil from Jerusalem. All around you, the walls and ceilings of the chapels and the corridor are covered in elaborate decorations, and all of them — the flowers, the chandeliers, the rosettes, the winged hourglasses, the clocks — are made from the bones of Capuchin monks. Tibias are stacked like cordwood; cowled skeletons recline beneath arches of skulls; florets of vertebrae are wired to the walls; two mummified arms are crossed in a frame of ribs to form the order's coat of arms; the bones of a princess hang from the ceiling, holding a scale made from the tops of skulls and a scythe of scapulae and femurs. There are so many bones, over 400,000, that they stop being bones and start being elements of a larger tapestry — until your perspective snaps again, and you remember what you're looking at. The bones are gray, dry, rough-edged; some are tagged and labeled in pencil written in a variety of hands. You could touch them — you have to hunch your shoulders to avoid touching them — but the dragon lady warned you not to. The dark soil floors allow for the possibility of hidden depths, of emergence; they sprout bone crosses where more monks are buried. Only one chapel, the second, holds no soil, no visible bones; it is all white marble, but the black and swollen heart of Maria Felice Peretti, great-niece of Pope Sixtus V, is preserved here beneath her sepulchre.

In the last chapel, a hand-lettered sign in five languages reads: What you are now we used to be; what we are now you will be.

Photos were not allowed, but you can find scans of postcards on the web, and this brief YouTube tour.

3 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-06 17:52
Subject:Love that dirty water
Security:Public
Mood:accomplished
Music:Sledgehammer Extended Dance Remix by Peter Gabriel

Home safe, but nearly not quite. Thanks to some bad timing, too much breakfast, and a very cautious driver on the Leonardo Express, the ticket gate was closed when we got to the airport. (At Fiumicino, there is a separate ticket line for each flight.) The woman there couldn't log into Delta's system to print our boarding passes, so she sent us to security with nothing more than the wrinkled itinerary we'd printed out before leaving. One laid-back security dude and a lot of Amazing Race-style running later, we made it to the gate, got scolded for being late, and joined the back of the boarding line. We ended up with a row of three seats all to ourselves, and had quite a nice flight, with tiny ice cream cones.

Fortune was on our side: the plane was delayed 20 minutes, and we had no bags to check. If either of those things were not true, we'd still be in Italy. As it is, we're home, and awaiting the delivery of our cat.

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-07-04 22:37
Subject:Cult of the Medici
Security:Public
Mood: nervous

I suspect something uncanny is going on at the Medici Chapel. From without, it's a pleasant terra-cotta-tiled hump, a gnome's observatory or a Super Mario hill. Inside, it's a vertiginous octagonal marble room done in the colors of the sea and old blood (as though designed by the followers of some ancient briny fish-god), above a crypt filled with dozens of relics in cases of gold and glass and inlaid stone: the gold-chased fingerbone of a saint, a snippet of Mary's tunic, splinters of the True Cross, chunks of the pillar at which Jesus was scourged, part of the shaft of one of Saint Sebastian's arrows, a thorn from the Crown of Thorns. In a small corridor to one side stand two unfinished victory statues by a student of Michelangelo, and wriggling out of the neck-holes of the empty suits of armor are, on the left, a fat worm with a lion's head, looking very much like the chestburster from Alien, and on the right a blind, suckered tentacle. Then, in the next room along, the personification of Night reclines next to Day — but Day's face is a blank smear of marble slumping into his beard.

If I were Tim Powers or Dan Brown, I would be drawing some very unsavory conclusions about the Medici and the beginnings of the Renaissance, and linking them into a tenuous web in a book called Six Spheres of Blood or A Taste of Their Own Medici.

2 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-04 22:37
Subject:Mosaica
Security:Public
Mood: sleepy

Greetings from the last capital of Rome. Ravenna is a much quieter town than Rome or Florence — you get the sense that the Byzantine Empire washed over it in the 5th century, depositing mosaics on all the churches like tidewrack, then thihngs pretty much stopped happening here. (Except for Dante being exiled — and eventually buried — here. In his mausoleum hangs a lamp fueled in perpetuity by Florentine oil, sent by the city in penance for exiling him.) The mosaics are truly beautiful, though, and well worth the visit. I'll post pictures, but pictures can't do justice to the feeling of being surrounded by, wrapped in, embedded in chips of brilliant color and radiant gold, as bright today as they were 1400 years ago. Seen close, the chips of glass break up into crude cartoons and chunky Halloween masks, but as you step back they become graceful and fluid, and the mosaic faces become as expressive as painted ones. In the Basilica San Francesco, where they raised the floor several times due to flooding, you can peer through a dark hole below the altar to see the original mosaic floor. By dropping a 50 cent piece into a slot, you can illuminate it to see the goldfish swimming among the pillars.

In S. Apollonaire Nuovo, a church founded by Theodoric the Goth, we were admiring the mosaics when a tour group of unprepossessing seniors, in pastel shirts and knee-length shorts, suddenly broke into choral song. It filled the church like light, all the vaulted glittering spaces suddenly resonant, the sound so big and so fitting that we thought for a moment someone had turned on a hidden sound system.

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-07-03 00:01
Subject:One photo from this morning
Security:Public
Mood: sleepy
Music:Street sweepers?

Florence-from-Il-Duomo.JPG

Florence from the top of Il Duomo, looking towards the Arno.

3 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-07-02 16:05
Subject:Glorifico
Security:Public
Mood: chipper
Music:Italian talk radio across the alley

I sing the praises of the caffè shakerato: espresso shaken with ice, like a Bond martini, and poured into a martini glass with a foam of pure coffee on top. I sing the praises of Coca-Cola made with sugar instead of corn syrup. I sing the praises of the bus system of Rome, with its signs at every stop showing every stop that every bus that stops there has made and will make, and when that bus starts and stops running, and (sometimes) when the next bus is due, and how many stops away it is. I sing the praises of public springs, spilling endless streams of cold pure water from the corners of buildings and taps in the street, for filling water bottles or cooling hot hands and faces.

Take notes, America.

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-07-01 23:03
Subject:Florence has got balls
Security:Public
Music:Night sounds of Florence

The Medici coat of arms — some number of red balls, usually six, on a field of gold, with the chief ball blue and covered in fleurs-de-lis once they got permission from King Louis XI to French it up — is everywhere in Florence. On statues, on street corners, on buildings, on cathedral ceilings. As one Medici contemporary put it, "He has emblazoned even the monks' privies with his balls." But the Medici were the folks who jump-started the Renaissance, discovering Michelangelo and sponsoring da Vinci, so I can't be too hard on them. Michelangelo designed the Medici Chapel, whose dome fills the window beside me, and all over the city shops and souvenir carts sell pictures of David's penis (sometimes with sunglasses).

Interesting things about Florence: each street has two sets of numbers, one red (or brown) for businesses and one blue (or black) for residences. Between 19 and 21 blue, for instance, you can find 62 red. You can see the system in action in the street numbers on Google Maps. Also, they sell tiny Shawn the Sheep (of Wallace & Gromit) figurines from vending machines of the sort that sell bouncy balls and Mega Sours in the US.

Annoying things about Florence: everything has an admission fee, sometimes multiple fees for different bits (like San Lorenzo and the Medici Chapel), and so far nothing with an admission fee permits photos. Grr. Contrast with Rome, which is full of stunning churches that you can wander into (provided your shoulders aren't bare) to discover a random Caravaggio hanging on a transept wall. Fortunately, they can't stop us from taking pictures outside; I took about fifty pictures of the Duomo at sunset tonight, in all its mammoth superdetailed multicolor-marbled glory. It's like a tsunami of stone, an eruption, a striped and decorated Death Star, cyclopean in both senses of the word. I think I've fallen in love. Tomorrow, we get to climb it.

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-06-30 17:32
Subject:Sweeties Florentine
Security:Public

We are just arrived in Florence, where the internet flowers in the hotel rooms. Hooray! I just saw the bells of San Lorenzo ringing outside the window — heard them, too, but they are right there to see, and with a good arm I could probably hit the bells with a rock. Watching them jounce around is surprisingly fun. There are four, swinging at different rates and sounding with different tones. The red-tiled dome of the Medici Chapel is perfectly framed in the window from my seat, here at the laptop desk.

We are tired and hot, but continually delighted by everything. Last night was a perfect final evening in Rome — excellent dinner at Maccheroni, then gelati from a gelateria near the Trevi Fountain, eaten while moseying up to the top of the Spanish Steps. The domes of Saint Peter's and San Carlo al Corso were illuminated and very nearly along a straight line from our vantage point. Awfully glad to be here with la mia moglie.

post a comment



Date:2009-06-28 18:30
Subject:Buonsera!
Security:Public

We are alive and well in Rome. I'm posting from a little internet-enabled bookstore in Trastevere, just down the winding, terra cotta-toned streets from our tiny hotel by the Tiber. Rome is astonishing — every street is a museum, every building photogenic. Hard to decide whether I'm overwhelmed or exalted. So much to say, but later, when I can do it justice.

Hope all is well in the homeland.

1 comment | post a comment



Date:2009-06-20 03:09
Subject:Plowing the back forty (square feet)
Security:Public
Mood: pleased
Music:Help Me Somebody (Live Version) by David Byrne and Brian Eno

I put in the garden today, weeding an infinite number of weeds in a light mist of rain before planting sungold cherry tomatoes, chocolate cherokees, five basil plants, and parsley. (The mint from two years ago is doing just fine, thanks, despite its encounter with a lawnmower earlier this spring.) I marked the height of the little tomatoes on their bamboo supports with a Sharpie, so we can watch them grow.

It feels honest to work with my hands in the dirt. I wound up pleasantly muddy, and met a wide selection of worms and ladybugs.

2 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-06-19 01:36
Subject:Learning Italian
Security:Public
Mood: chipper
Music:Razzle Dazzle Rose by Camera Obscura

My Italian phrasebook: Caffè freddo. Cappuccino. Shakerato. Caffè macchiato. Marocchino. Caffè della casa.

3 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-06-18 21:41
Subject:Mapping the future
Security:Public
Mood: excited
Music:Wild Honey by U2

You know what you get to do when you're traveling to Europe in a week?

You get to buy maps.

More than that, you get to spend half an hour looking very serious in the Globe Corner Bookstore, with five different maps of Rome and three of Florence spread out on a map drawer, comparing their ease of use, level of detail, clarity, bonus features, and overall scrumptious mappiness. (I looked particularly serious today, in my new charcoal-gray shirt with the white buttons, black jeans, and black pinstripe Chucks.) I walked out with:

  • the Rough Guide map of Rome (marked with restaurants and cafés, and very cleanly surveyed and laid out, if not quite as pocketably handy as the little laminated Streetwise Rome),
  • the Pocket-Pilot map of Florence (small, plastic, and pretty detailed — a bit of a tradeoff between wussiness and size),
  • the GlobalMap of Siena, and
  • the Litografia Artistica Cartografica map of Ravenna (both the only ones available).
I was excited about the trip before, but now that I have maps to pore over on the plane and train I am fairly well bouncing.

For our first few nights, we will be staying at the Hotel Domus Tiberina, steps from the Isola Tiberina, the only island in the Tiber, formed around the body of the tyrant Tarquinius Superbus, who was drowned there in 510 BC*. A shrine to Aesculapius was built on the island in the 3rd century BC, because a snake jumped off a boat and swam to it, and the basilica of Saint Bartholemew was built on top of it in 998. The northern bridge has been in continuous operation since 62 BC. Deep time, baby.

* Caution: May be folk tale.

2 comments | post a comment



Date:2009-06-12 08:42
Subject:Rah rah, go team, peanuts & Cracker Jack &c.
Security:Public
Mood: sleepy
Music:Distant Mother Reality by Eric Matthews

Look! I am up at 8:30, so I can go to Baltimore and see a baseball game.

I don't know whose life I have got, but I hope they come get it soon.

post a comment



Date:2009-06-09 23:11
Subject:Sweet Manatee of Galilee!
Security:Public
Mood: jubilant
Music:I'll Be Faithful by Dusty Springfield

Futurama's back, baby.

26-episode order from Fox.

1 comment | post a comment


browse
my journal